I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Do vagina's smell?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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