I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
