She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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