I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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