Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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