Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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