Sponge bath it is.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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