I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
