no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Drake has all the answers
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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