you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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