i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
