By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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