I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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