At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So many bounce houses so little time
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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