I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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