just come out here and I will go home with you...
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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