Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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