Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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