Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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