I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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