he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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