Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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