I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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