normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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