At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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