we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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