i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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