This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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