Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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