Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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