The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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