i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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