Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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