That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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