Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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