He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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