did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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