in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
