I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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