She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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