Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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