I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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