its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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