I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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