Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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