There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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