Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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