i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
this will be a night to untag.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
