i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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