We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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