Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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