I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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