You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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