Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
