Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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