So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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